GRIM REAPER 1987
I went to the dentist today for a check up and teeth cleaning! guess what... N-O C-A-V-I-T-I-E-S! HOT -DOG! And get this... my last visit was in 1999! Since then I have consumed roughly 34,876,541,832,074,903,475 sunkists and flossed about 4 times. Needless to say, I was scared before I got there. I forgot how much their evil little scrapers hurrrrrt when jabbed into the gums. and SPIT SUCKERS..... yeah, those things rule.
My dentist is soooo cool. Mike Cook. Friend of my moms (since highschool!). His wife Sherri supported him when he was going to school, waitressing at a steakhouse for 4 years! Now he's a millionaire! And Sherri is probablly the hottest 50 year old woman in existance! Reowwww! Mike has a permanent smile, firm hand shake, blonde highlights in his hair (combed down the middle like Shemp from the 3 stooges) and only has to work 3 days a week! He does have a HUMMER though, which is obviously wack. I admire people who had plans early on in life and stuck with them...
Deep down, I kind of wish that had been me. Not a dentist with highlights in his hair, but someone who followed a plan early on. It would have made my life much, much easier(!).
Weirdly enough, figuring things out is actually quite exciting. Possibilities are endless! I just hope that I am making the right decisions. I do not want to waste any more time.
GIRL BISCUITS ----------------------------------------------------------------- Life would also be much easier if I wasn't a "nice" guy. I hate being that way! How can I toughen up?! Girls HATE nice guys. They love Sex and the City. They love treating boys like toys (yes, most guys SHOULD be treated like that, because they suck, but not me...i'm kind of cool, you know?) Girls are evil and manipulative, without fail. I welcome responses by any and all challengers of this statement. Believe me, I would love to be proven wrong. I want to meet the exception. Some are definitely cooler than others... i know. I just can't find the cool ones! Especially the ones without boyfriends. Are you realllllly out there?! (echo...echo...echoooo)
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