Current mood:	crazy
Current music:	DEBARGE - "All This Love"

26 RED/NUDGED BY RICK
"26 RED" will be an acceptable nickname for me for the next year because:
1. I am now 26 years old
2. i am a red head
3. I like hard alternative stoner clothing

Many confusing things happening in my world at this moment in time.
Total Abuse is quite possibly breaking up because we just recorded a new LP that is totally mediocre in my eyes but Rusty is in love with it. How am I not hearing what he's hearing? I've listened to it over and over and over again because he likes it so much but I'm just not getting it. He's threatening to quit if we don't put out the record...which sucks big time because we are about to go on tour starting July 6th! I wouldn't feel fully bummed if the record comes out, but it's just not our strongest stuff. We have so much more potential but we rushed writing and recording a new record.. I feel like he just wants out of the band anyway (for reasons unknown to me) and is just looking for an excuse to get out. I guess I'll have to wait it out and see... :(

Need to get a JOB!
TO-FUCKING-MORROW!
Hopefully one that "totally rocks"!
I've been completely spoiled the past year and a half. I've had the luxury of staying up as late as I want, waking up at my leisure... It's time to get in gear!

On a happy note: I played a show last Saturday with THE SNEEZES for the 1st time in many years!
AND IT "ROCKED"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We went fully buck wild, ripping up 6 bibles, drinking weird chemicals out of a douche bag( I will never do this again...it was insanely yucky! haha), roller skated, deer smashed, spray-painted my face with black halloween hairspray and fukkking JAMMED OUT. PSYCHOHOLIC FREAKOUT WHITE ZOMBIE STYLE!!!!!!!!!
We wrote a new song called DEFECATOR.
Here are the lyrics!
"Red blood cells but who's buying?
This is for the DEFECATOR!"

DEEP. DARK. TERRIBLE.

I started The Sneeze(s) when I was 19...and boyyyyyyyy are the lyrics questionable!!!!!!!!!
Here are a few notable excerpts:
1. "I have the brain of a guitar smasher"
2. "I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanaa wanna wanna wanna wanna veal shake!"
3. "Ouija board... conjure me. When you're bored...CONJURE ME!"
4. "I am an incubating dinosaur hatcher"
5. "Race to the raisin muffin"
6. "Jump off a cloud into a cow"
7. "1-2-3-4 COWWWWWWWWW!" "1-2-3-4 Prairie house death night!" "1-2-3-4 big bail of hay rolling down!" "1-2-3-4 let Bob Villa die! Bob Villa"
8. "Bake a kid until it's dead yeah"
9. "VOMITUS!"
10. "Oh magic weed come save me from straight-edge!"
11. "A-E-I-O-U and sometime Y!"
12. "4 little babies and biscuits and gravy"
13. "I can't sleep with the lights out"
14. "In the park I'll let my nose bleed!"
15. "I was smoking weed with Jesus Christ and we were j!@#ing off"

Line 15 being the most regrettable! Haha.

How have y'all been?!!?
I'm pretty much completely out of touch with the wide world of Livejournal.com!
I need to catch up.