m-o-d-s-t-o-m-p-e-r

26 RED/NUDGED BY RICK

dustinnn@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:07:09 GMT

"26 RED" will be an acceptable nickname for me for the next year because:
1. I am now 26 years old
2. i am a red head
3. I like hard alternative stoner clothing

Many confusing things happening in my world at this moment in time.
Total Abuse is quite possibly breaking up because we just recorded a new LP that is totally mediocre in my eyes but Rusty is in love with it. How am I not hearing what he's hearing? I've listened to it over and over and over again because he likes it so much but I'm just not getting it. He's threatening to quit if we don't put out the record...which sucks big time because we are about to go on tour starting July 6th! I wouldn't feel fully bummed if the record comes out, but it's just not our strongest stuff. We have so much more potential but we rushed writing and recording a new record.. I feel like he just wants out of the band anyway (for reasons unknown to me) and is just looking for an excuse to get out. I guess I'll have to wait it out and see... :(

Need to get a JOB!
TO-FUCKING-MORROW!
Hopefully one that "totally rocks"!
I've been completely spoiled the past year and a half. I've had the luxury of staying up as late as I want, waking up at my leisure... It's time to get in gear!

On a happy note: I played a show last Saturday with THE SNEEZES for the 1st time in many years!
AND IT "ROCKED"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We went fully buck wild, ripping up 6 bibles, drinking weird chemicals out of a douche bag( I will never do this again...it was insanely yucky! haha), roller skated, deer smashed, spray-painted my face with black halloween hairspray and fukkking JAMMED OUT. PSYCHOHOLIC FREAKOUT WHITE ZOMBIE STYLE!!!!!!!!!
We wrote a new song called DEFECATOR.
Here are the lyrics!
"Red blood cells but who's buying?
This is for the DEFECATOR!"

DEEP. DARK. TERRIBLE.

I started The Sneeze(s) when I was 19...and boyyyyyyyy are the lyrics questionable!!!!!!!!!
Here are a few notable excerpts:
1. "I have the brain of a guitar smasher"
2. "I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanaa wanna wanna wanna wanna veal shake!"
3. "Ouija board... conjure me. When you're bored...CONJURE ME!"
4. "I am an incubating dinosaur hatcher"
5. "Race to the raisin muffin"
6. "Jump off a cloud into a cow"
7. "1-2-3-4 COWWWWWWWWW!" "1-2-3-4 Prairie house death night!" "1-2-3-4 big bail of hay rolling down!" "1-2-3-4 let Bob Villa die! Bob Villa"
8. "Bake a kid until it's dead yeah"
9. "VOMITUS!"
10. "Oh magic weed come save me from straight-edge!"
11. "A-E-I-O-U and sometime Y!"
12. "4 little babies and biscuits and gravy"
13. "I can't sleep with the lights out"
14. "In the park I'll let my nose bleed!"
15. "I was smoking weed with Jesus Christ and we were j!@#ing off"

Line 15 being the most regrettable! Haha.

How have y'all been?!!?
I'm pretty much completely out of touch with the wide world of Livejournal.com!
I need to catch up.

THIS POST IS FOR ERIN BUDD, ESPECIALLY

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:26:03 GMT

This song truly cannot be contained within cultural boundaries.

Kenny Loggins has a serious Kur(d)t Cobain vibe in this video.

Mikey McD with The Doobie Brothers, 1980.

HELL IN HUNT

dustinnn@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:08:34 GMT

IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE IS A BAYING HELL HOUND ON THE ROOF.
INTENSE/PERSISTENT GROWLING ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

Does anyone have a spell book or an amulet or a BAZOOKA that could possibly
aid in the warding off/killing this evil demon thing?
I NEED A FEARLESS MONSTER TERMINATOR OVER HERE IMMEDIATELY!

My Valentine Postbox

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:37:02 GMT

Valentine Postbox

leave battle_unicron a valentine's message

get your own valentine postbox

AWESOME GOD

dustinnn@gmail.com — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:01:21 GMT

FUCK YOU 2007!!!!!!!!!!

dustinnn@gmail.com — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:35:41 GMT

2007 really took its toll on me.

I'm sooooo glad this year is almost over!!!
2008 is truly going to be "the bomb"!
For the 1st time in a really long time,
I'm actually HAPPY.

MY LIFE RULES SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!

CUCKOO FOR PUFF DADDY

dustinnn@gmail.com — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:13:29 GMT

My snack consumption has been OUT OF HAND lately.
Icecream (chocolate chip cookie cough), Sunkist, Doritos, donuts,
pizza, cheese dip, bean dip, Reese's peanut butter cups,
Tofutti cuties...people, the list goes on.

It seems like I should be gaining hundreds of pounds but I'm just not!
Awesome! It's definitely not awesome that i've been scarfing so much.
Junk = Death!
Why do i continue to consume what I knowww is detrimental to my health?!?!
I dont' want to end up being a sedentary little blob... irritable unless
I gorge on sweets!!!! Specifically soda.

I honestly drink enough soda to keep Sunkist in business.
It's actually quite insane/mind boggling. I spend at least 50 dollars a month
on this orange nectar of the gods. This definitely needs to change.
Immediately! Tonight, even!
Too much caffeine means having high blood pressure
and an over-stimulated central nervous system.
And I don't like the idea of drinking so much of something that has enough acid to strip
paint and melt slugs!

Tomorrow... water will be my only thirst quencher.
PROMISE.

RANDOM BIT OF TRIVIA CONCERNING AN AUSTIN STONER:
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Did you guys know that Ryan Foster lost 300 Lbs. by eating an olive a day for 2 days?
Truly remarkable.

SOUR PURGE

dustinnn@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:20:15 GMT

I FEEL THAT IT IS MY MORAL OBLIGATION TO DOCUMENT
RUSTY'S WILD MUSHROOM ADVENTURE TONIGHT, SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:
-------------------------------------------------------
-laughing/giggling wildly for minutes at a time
-spilling water on himself
-looking up "trippy shit" on youtube
-waving a hammer around
-zoning out to slowdive

(most of this took place laying back in a recliner)

memorable quotes:
"I want to burrow in the grass and stay there forever."
"I just cooked this food that looked like green death."
"Green light is coming from a picture of a purple skull."
"I can't even text message!"
"That yellow bike looks like its a fucking thing."
"I wish everyone was on shrooms and not HACKING OUT."
"That light is like a saucer of sorts."
"Anthony looks like a black michael j. fox minus the parkinsons."
"God, get a nose job! Your nose is too big you bitch!"
"I'm having like a crazy body high."
"Oh yeah! Eat that little ball of poop."
"Ooh imagine that going straight into your cock."
"It feels just like a wave of good vibes all around you. woo woo woooo.."

THANK GOD FOR FAMILY

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:54:46 GMT

BEST QUOTES OF THE DAY:
-----------------------------
Mom: "Change the channel you little incest faggot."

Step Grandma Faye: "He looks like a fag."

Grandpa Bob: "He looks like a monkey."

Grandma M.: "Let's clean all of this shit up."

Stepmom Kimberly: "How do YOU spell dang-er? I spell it "d-a-n-g-g-e-r".
(just so you know, "dang-er" rhymes with anger, and is what my dad and his wife call a penis)

life

dustinnn@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:47:25 GMT

i'm on the edge of my seat

ATTENTION: LOST VOICE

dustinnn@gmail.com — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:07:23 GMT

Hello .
I seem to have lost my voice!
If anyone has details regarding its whereabouts,
please let me know, because i have to play
a show tonight!
Ugh. I'm going to sound like
Froggy from The Little Rascals!

Well, I'm off to Brighton.
Little do they know, I am going to be a baritone tonight.

check out my tight new monster truck, ya'll!

a little bit of scrabble in my life

"I wish the real world would just stop hasslin' me" - Rob Thomas

iceland, my iceland

dustinnn@gmail.com — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:10:17 GMT

well, this truly goes without saying, but
ICELAND IS THE BOMBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!
god damn!
i just had one of the wildest(!) nights of my life
playing shows and dancing until 6am.
i saw finally saw deerhoof and yep, they are great.
when i got picked up from the airport by iceland
airwaves coordinators, i rode in a tour bus
with deerhoof and of montreal!
i was a total nervous fan boy!
but the guitar player from deerhoof came to our big show
and he was like "that fucking ruled!!!!"
of montreal are a strange/uncomfortable blend of glam and barf these days.
people went wild for them, but they were terrrrrrrrible.
the lead singer wore super tight pants, no shirt, and gold michael myers mask and was rubbing all over himself.
NAUSEATING.
and they used to be so great...

here is a picture of us ruling:

j3948t6y2487ciqufheja
i have to force myself into bed because we are going to go exploring the icelandic countryside
tomorrow.

more pictures soon, i promise

in 8 days...

dustinnn@gmail.com — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:35:34 GMT

these days i resemble a VAMPIRE

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:52:25 GMT

GRIM REAPER 1987

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:39:18 GMT

I went to the dentist today for a check up and teeth cleaning!
guess what...
N-O C-A-V-I-T-I-E-S!
HOT -DOG!
And get this... my last visit was in 1999!
Since then I have consumed roughly 34,876,541,832,074,903,475 sunkists
and flossed about 4 times.
Needless to say, I was scared before I got there.
I forgot how much their evil little scrapers hurrrrrt
when jabbed into the gums.
and SPIT SUCKERS..... yeah, those things rule.

My dentist is soooo cool. Mike Cook. Friend of my moms (since highschool!).
His wife Sherri supported him when he was going to school,
waitressing at a steakhouse for 4 years!
Now he's a millionaire!
And Sherri is probablly the hottest 50 year old
woman in existance! Reowwww!
Mike has a permanent smile, firm hand shake, blonde highlights
in his hair (combed down the middle like Shemp from the 3 stooges) and only has to work 3 days a week!
He does have a HUMMER though, which is obviously wack.
I admire people who had plans early on in life and stuck with them...

Deep down, I kind of wish that had been me. Not a dentist with highlights
in his hair, but someone who followed a plan early on. It would have made my life much, much easier(!).

Weirdly enough, figuring things out is actually quite exciting.
Possibilities are endless! I just hope that I am making the right decisions.
I do not want to waste any more time.

GIRL BISCUITS
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Life would also be much easier if I wasn't a "nice" guy.
I hate being that way! How can I toughen up?!
Girls HATE nice guys.
They love Sex and the City.
They love treating boys like toys (yes, most guys SHOULD be
treated like that, because they suck, but not me...i'm kind of
cool, you know?)
Girls are evil and manipulative, without fail.
I welcome responses by any and all challengers of this statement.
Believe me, I would love to be proven wrong.
I want to meet the exception.
Some are definitely cooler than others... i know.
I just can't find the cool ones!
Especially the ones without boyfriends.
Are you realllllly out there?! (echo...echo...echoooo)

So yeah, from now on... I'm gonna be MEAAAAAANNN!

grrrr!!!!

grrrroowowowwlwlwlwwlllll!!!!

(cough,cough)

yeah right.

THERAPUTIC TYPING EXCERCISE

dustinnn@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:33:04 GMT

THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF CRUEL, TRYING TEST.

So, I got into the Make-up Designory...
A little bit later than originally planned, but I got in!
School starts March 10th, 2008.
EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, lets get back to the unadorned reality of my situation(!)
I spent so much time stressing over being accepted that I didn't
put much thought into how hard it would be for me to take out loans.
So far I've acquired $8,400 in federal grant money (which obviously rules), but for tuition and materials alone I need an additional $7,000. I'd love to have $5/6,000 extra to help pay for living expenses. This amount doesn't sound that far out of reach, until you take into account that I have:

a. bad credit (thanks alot credit cards!)
b. no solid work history for the past 3 years (thanks alot best fwends!)
c. no cosigner to help me take out a loan (thanks alot dad!)

I'm a loner, a rebel...on my own. Alone. Standing at the foot of a heavily cragged mega-mountain called "$13,000". I have 6 months to achieve this goal. I have no one to help me and no time to waste. Is this doable? We'll see. Attemptable? You better fucking believe it. I want this so bad that I'd do just about anything.

Unfortunately, money doesn't appear magically in my chimney everynight...
I got a job at a dollar store 2 blocks away from my mom's house,
which I will start within the next few days. God, I feel like I am so much better than this! A dollar store? $6.50 an hour... If I worked 50 hour weeks until school starts, I wouldn't make enough money to get into school. Which is why I'm picking up any and all odd/art related jobs I come across. CD/T-shirt/Flyer designs..bring em on.

I can't wait until the next European BF tour is behind me. It's such a shame when passions clash. I love playing/making music so much but ultimately it is messing up any hope at having a stable(?) future. I need to hurry up and quit the dollar store and start waiting tables or lifting heavy stones for large amounts of money.

So, for the next 6 months... I am going to be surfing the internet forwards and backwards looking for grant/loan opportunities (all suggestions MORE THAN WELCOME). I'm going to work my ass off at a "regular" job. I'm already contacting special effects studios and asking every question imaginable. I'm reading voraciously, running, doing push ups and sit ups (my dad made me a crazy but doable workout plan).

I am psyched on the future and I'm braving through the present.

IM OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:55:16 GMT

Yesterday I sent off my application to go to
the MAKE-UP DESIGNORY in Burbank, CA.
Now I just have to wait for my acceptance letter!

I wrote a cheesy/lifeless/mechanical sounding letter
to their admissions department that started with:
"To Whom It May Concern"
and ended with:
"Sincerely,
Dustin Paul Pilkington".
It really wasn't thaaaaaaaaat bad... I just hope i got the idea across
that I really want this.

If I get accepted (and if I can take out
enough loans to cover tuition...hey, I'm working one
step at a time here!), I'll start school on
January 7th!

a brief history of my love for the faux-macabre:
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Since I was a wee tot, I've had a curious desire
to create special make-up effects. I rented
"The Making of Michael Jackson's Thriller" enough to own
15 different copies of it! I was OBSESSED with drawing
Freddy Kruger and "Off The Wall" era Michael Jackson.
I was probablly the only 5/6 year old in existence
to have a poster of Freddy Krueger ripping off the heads of
baby dolls on his wall.
Since then I've been in love with cheese ball creature effects,
squirting/dyed corn syrup, Fangoria magazines and
Full Moon's "Videozone" segments.
I'm so psyched at the prospects of making a living doing special effects..
Keep your fingers (or toes if you are a freak) crossed for me!

I'll fill you in on what I've been doing the past month
on my next journal entry. I have to go wash my dad's filthy car!

ps. quick question:
IS THIS TOO OVER THE TOP?

COVER FOR OUR NEW 7 INCH

1313131313Triskaidekaphobia1313131313

dustinnn@gmail.com — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:25:45 GMT

This video pretty much blew my mind
(which really isn't that difficult to do...but hey!)

MANY MANY fun things are going down today/tonight.
I'll write about them AFTER they happen!

<3 most of you,
dustin

ps. listen to my cover of "Tarnished Words" by the almighty NECROS

BF NECROS

dustinnn@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:19:40 GMT

my mom is putting my dog pugsly to sleep
before 5pm today.

i wish that i could be there to say goodbye. most of all, i wish that i would have taken him with
me when i moved to austin 3 years ago. he's been in my moms backyard by himself for years and years.
for the past year, my mom has lived by an amazing field ideal for dog walks but i am pretty sure
that the only time he ever got to walk around there was when i came to visit...
im not mad at my mom for not paying attention to him because at least she kept him
and fed him all of this time. but a life in a small backyard with nothing to do but look
at the back of a fence is no life at all. i am so depressed about this that i can hardly stand it.
i've had enough heartbreaks this year to last a lifetime.

SEWER TOUR 2007 (year of our lord)

dustinnn@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:39:16 GMT

JAMS MOST JAMMED IN VAN:
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1. DJ ASSAULT- "Big Booty Hoes"
2. NECROS - "Tarnished Words"
3. THREE SIX MAFIA - "Bin Laden"
4. THE ANNIVERSARY - the whole DESINGING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN cd
5. Magik Markers - I TRUST MY GUITAR ETC
6. GET UP KIDS - 4 Minute Mile CD
7. CELTIC FROST - "Procreation of the Wicked"
8. DOG FACED HERMANS - "thiss sound hass nooo waveesss"
9. WEEZER - fucking blue album + pinkerton babyyyyy

GIRLS MADE OUT WITH:
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RYAN - 10-12(?)
MATT - 1
DUSTIN - 2
RUSTY - 1
CHARLIE - 0
HAMILTON - Unknown to me

(even more) NOTABLE NOTABLES:
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+ stole bricks from danzigs yard!
- roy told us that danzig moved like a year ago... so we stole worthless bricks from some jerks yard!
+ stayed at a mansion in LA owned by the screenwriter of the original STAR TREK movie
+ crust punk karaoke in a speakeasy below a sushi bar
- sleeping in slimy/smelly punk houses
+ played with WAR KRY and CRIMINAL DAMAGE and got paid $215 !!!
+ played w/ SEX VID
- many many drives OVER 8 hours!! ( one drive was 35 hours!!!!! )
- wayyy too much fast food!!
+ too much fast food convinced me to do the vegan thing again! (god, lets see how long this lasts)

+ changing charlie AND ryans myspaces/livejournals so that they have interests such as:
1. hard bodied gays
2. shiny toy guns "le disco"
3. very small crevice
4. saying "stache"

+ best fwends played/dj'd a matt and kim/death set show attended by 600 wild kids!

- i missed the jelly nyc show that BF was supposed to play
by an hour and now they hate us! (it is important to note that jelly flew anthony up to nyc for this show!!
ooooops!)

+ miraculously got through the book "THE MAGIC CHRISTIAN" by terry southern before its demise at the feet
of total abuse. they unconscious-ly stomped BOTH covers AND the last page off of it! TATTERED!
- spent over 700 dollars (whoops!)
+ swimming in the ocean in pensicola
+ wrote many memorable country classics ( as WINSTON LIGGIT AND DORAL "SLIMS" MERRIT) in the van that are destined to make me RICH beyond a doubt!!
(ask me and i will sing them for you)

SOME COUNTRY SONGS WRITTEN BY ME + ANTHONY:
1. DADDY CAME HOME
2. WHEN YOU COME HOME, DADDY
3. GASEOUS FLAME
4. GOIN' DOWNTOWN
5. 2 BEERS (4 BEERS)
6. DON'T HATE YOUR BOAT
7. SNAKEMAN
8. KEG OF BEER
9. MILKIN' JACKIN' N' DRIVIN'
10. HOW MANY ROADS
11. OVER THERE IN TALLAHASSEE
12. DEF'NITLY

blah blah blah
all in all
TOUR RULED MORE THAN IT SUCKED!!!!

mm hmm

dustinnn@gmail.com — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:58:15 GMT

Hello
Just in case you wonderful people are out of the "whats goin' on with DUSTIN" loop,
I am currently on tour with my band TOTAL ABUSE
and we are wilding out all across America!
(insert lions roar)

In true Dustin fashion I am
ALREADY OUT OF MONEY
but I should get paid upwards of 200 dollars today for playing an outside
show in Brooklyn with Cheeseburger and Oxford Collapse with
BEST FWENDS. Im also getting paid $100 for drawing all of the flyers for the
UKs FINEST UNDERAGE CLUB NIGHT
(UNDER THE RADAR in NOTTINGHAM).
And after my edition of Todd P's "SHOW PAPER" comes out, hopefully I'll get commisioned
to do more paying artwork gigs.
(Slang.
–noun
1. a single professional engagement, usually of short duration, as of jazz or rock musicians.
2. any job, esp. one of short or uncertain duration: a teaching gig out west somewhere.
–verb (used without object)

It has seriously been hilarious hanging out non-stop with Ryan, Matt, Rusty and Charlie.
- Our van has NOT ONE but TWO "SHOW US YOUR BOOBS" signs. Everytime I take them down
I get yelled at so now I am just living with it. A weathered orange white trash mom in the 7-11
parking lot told us "AH LAHK YOR SIIINE" so hey, maybe we'll get LUCKY!

-(RICHMOND, VA) Ate amazing FREE YAM SUSHI and proceeded to play THE WORST SHOW OF MY LIFE,
complete with broken equipment, blank staring crowd. After the show was pretty amazing because we
ventured down into the cavernous depths of the sushi bar, discovered a fully functioning speakeasy and participated in DRUNK/CRUSTY karaoke. Of course Ryan sang "I DOnt Wanna Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith and
i threw in a few verses to Mr Big's "To Be With You". A frightening crusty jezebel with a Celtic Frost tank top
came up to me a said "my friend over there wants to BE WITH YOU"... Since this party was filled with hideous mongoloid droolers, we ran! (edit: this was really our only "bad" show)

- Ryan has a soon to be infamous "girls ive made out with on tour" chart
that covers everything from duration to "miscellaneous". It is amazing watching "being
drunk" and "boyish charm" work so well with one another. I truly wish that I could throw out all
inhibitons and make out with a million girls but i am SO SHY. And I can't help but humiliate
myself everyday by calling Stephanie every chance that I get. Maybe it wouldn't be so hard
if we weren't listening to so much JAWBREAKER and THE ANNIVERSARY. If we had any YELLOWCARD
or WHEN IN ROME in the van, my life would be OVER!! I love music (obviously) but the painful nostalgia
that comes with some songs are almost too much. OK, wussiness ends NOW.

- We've played shows with Wasted Time, Government Warning, Life Trap, Vile Nation, Cripple Beaters,
Ugly Law, Cross Laws, L.A.W.S. , Loser Life, Finally Punk, Socialcide, Hell Con Troll(yep, spelled just like that!),
Paper Dragons, Cop Warmth etc etc and have some pretty cool shows coming up with WAR CRY, CRIMINAL DAMAGE, JUMP OFF A BUILDING, and SEX VID to name a few.

I was feeling strange last night so i walked several blocks until I could pick up
wireless internet and of course the place I ended up at was the dirtiest/darkest
dumpster in front of an import auto parts store in WASHINGTON DC.
After the same car circled the block 3 TIMES(!!!), I made the wise decision to
RUN AS FAST AS I COULD back to the house that we are all staying at.
Upon arriving, Matt was freaking out because he caught someone breaking into a car in an impound lot.

more later!!
<3 you

WHICH OF THESE FLYERS IS THE COOLEST?!?

dustinnn@gmail.com — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:32:30 GMT

1.

or

2.

VICE MAGAZINE WORST ALBUMOF THEMONTH:

dustinnn@gmail.com — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 19:28:50 GMT

BEST FWENDS
Alphabetically Arranged Moshi Moshi So you’ve gathered together all your old kitsch video game samples, a collection of retro toy keyboards, and a load of household junk for those “unique sounds,” but what now? Make a zany collection of no-fi pop songs to release on a hip British label? Or maybe just fuck off and get a real job? It’s a tough one. AFRO DAN

FUN IN THE SUNSCREEN

dustinnn@gmail.com — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:18:33 GMT

everyone, thanks for the awesome birthday comments!!!
you all rule beyond ruling.

so i went to wet n wild today for my 24th b-day bash! (its called "HURRICANE HARBOR" now but that name is hideously wack
so it will forever be "WET N WILD" to me)
my little brother and i were both born on JUNE 1st so he was along for the ride(s)!
WE RODE THE HELL OUT OF RIDES SUCH AS:
1.THE BLACK HOLE (tube-less and head first)
2. BONZAI BONZAI
3. THE BLUE TWISTY TUBES x 2(head first as fuck)
4. SHOTGUN FALLS x2(head first, baby...you know im loco!!)
and several more.
the lifeguards were furiously pissed at me!
every time i went down a ride head first they said "for your saftey would you please follow the rules!"

...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCCK THAT!
boo-yah!
I WILL NOT BE POLICED BY 16 YEARS OLDS

AND i fucking spent 12 dollars on a piece of exceptionally disgusting pizza,french fries and a small coke!!!!!

for those familiar withmy little brother...............TAYLOR "19 years old" PILKINGTON NOW SPORTS A BURLY LUMBERJACKS HAIRSTYLE/FACIAL HAIR STYLE. this came as a bit of a shock.
actually i think he better resembles THE BEAST from the BEAUTY AND THE BEAST LIVE ACTION TELEVISION SHOW.
and he is like 6 ft. tall!!!!
anyways.......

i went to wet n wild blindingly white and left furiously red.
the sun showed no mercy as it baked me!!!

THIS IS THE COLOR OF MY SUNBURN
<img src="http://www.norcalblogs.com/bullfight/archives/redsquare.jpg">

im in intense pain but im too much of a wuss to glop on freezing cold aloe vera!!

CAT HAIR EVERYWHERE!

dustinnn@gmail.com — Thu, 24 May 2007 16:38:26 GMT

whoa oh oh oh
i havent posted in FOREVER!!

life has been a wild ride for the past few months!
SOME PICTURES TO PROVE IT:

I WISH THAT MY "THUMBS UP" DIDNT GET CUT OFF!

I AM A LEPRECHAUN?

CROWD SURFING/GOING BUCK WILD!!!
at one point i was crowd surfing in my underwear and they got pulled down...
TRAUMATIZING!!!!!!!!!!

BF PLAYING AT A DAZED AND CONFUSED PARTY

ATTN: BORING RELATIONSHIP RANT PT. 62,715
"doors shut, windows open"
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also, ive come to terms with just being friends with stephanie.
but the "friends" tag is kind of stretching it
because we dont really even hang out or anything.
ugh.
so i guess ive come to terms with saying goodbye to her for now and
moving on.
why is being in a relationship usually a big, confusing mess!?

we all need change but sometimes its hard to find the will to accept it.